'Wow' is your response, Jake? Like, because I nailed it?
Well, if my Hemi w/ eLSD and Quadralift is a mall crawler (my pic you purposely stole from the other forum you're banned from for trolling 🤦♂️, without so much as photo credit 😢), then what's a V6 with open diffs riding on 20" street tires, with big plastic mud flaps, and the front aero tabs removed? It seems like a specific use case, like 'parking in a hurry!'
If your rig were going off pavement in terrain where you'd need those tabs removed, you'd have A/T tires to help the open diffs, along with skids, sliders, and flexible rubber mud flaps. But it seems like you have a perfect setup for not worrying about the parking stops at the mall. 🤓